Oldroyd Family Life and Times of an Oldroyd

• Grateful for nothing worse than cold and horizontal snow at the end of April. #

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• I love my daughter and all but this guitar concert at her school is so painful.
  Group numbers are tolerable but the solos blow chunks. #
• Really tired of this whole royal wedding. Is it really that big of a deal? For anyone other than the happy couple of course. #

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• “@Genuine: Which of you dads have shown your kids what happens to a Peep in the microwave?" love it. #

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• Welcome to blizzard-like conditions in Utah. It's spring and it makes perfect sense. #
• Kids homework done and they are in bed. Watching a movie "Salt" and unwinding the day. Life is good. #

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• At Parker's ball game. A mom is waving dollar bills for her son to encourage a hit. Other mom yells "he isn't a Chippendale dancer!". Nice. #

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• My new favorite 'don't poke your eye out' symbol from a Lego game. http://t.co/8JIUjJZ #

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• Up at rice-Eccles enjoying the red-white game. Go utes! #
• My Chinese joint closed early. I'm forced to try something new. Trying the 'magic wok'. skeptical. http://t.co/CGUrU81 #

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• Reading 'In the plex'. It is really good. A cool view of Google. #

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• Just participated in my first dance-off. I'm not proud to admit that I lost in the first round. #
• Sick of seeing homemade t-shirts on dance moms saying '______'s Mom'. #
• These dang dance competitions are rigged. I demand an inquiry! #

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• At pack meeting with Parker. They asked them to take off their shoes. This is really going to start smelling bad. #

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